He doesn't remember what he eats

Vince took Grandpa to the orientation BBQ at Ben's school, where Ben is now a junior. There was a feast, music, and a football game.

As they left to begin the drive home, Gpa thanked Vince for taking him, as he'd had such a good time. Vince then asked for details to try to describe this good time, such as what he'd had to eat.

G: "Meat".

V: What kind of meat?

G: Good meat.

V: Can you describe it?

G: Well, it was sliced meat.

V: Well, what kind of meat?

G: Well, I expect it was beef.

V: Did you have anything with it?

G: Potatoes.

V: Well Grandpa, you had a full meal of hamburger, with lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, potatoe salad. And watermelon and grapes. And a cookie.

G: Oh - and a COOKie?

V: So, what did you have?

G: Meat. Sliced meat.